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My List of Lists
I love lists, I admit it. You give me the top ten mysteries of prehistory and I’m perfectly thrilled. It's more than the juicy information, it’s the grouping of similar facts into a list that I find cool. Ten inventions from the Renaissance that are still used today, and lists like it, endlessly fascinate me and educate me at the same time. Listing things isn’t the only way to learn, but somehow it makes leaning interesting and has a way of teaching an idea or concept.
So yes, I like lists, many of my blogs are lists of favorite games, books, comics, movies, and things to do while you are really stoned. So, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the best lists. I remember The Book of Lists from the 80’s -just looking at the kinds of lists was a weird kind of fun. So welcome to my weirdness and my top ten list.
10. Top Ten Greatest Military Victories
9. Top Ten Histories Mysteries That Are Still Unsolved
8. Top Ten Greatest Athletes of All Time
7. Top Ten Cleanest Cities in the World
6. Top Ten Greatest Movies of the Silent/Silver Age
5. Top Ten Greatest Rock Bands
4. Top Ten Funniest Jewish Jokes
3. Top Ten Greatest Books Written
2. Top Ten Most Important Inventions
1. Top Ten Memories of Mine
I know. You want what’s on each list: that’s not the point. If I listed ten full lists, I dare say, each list would lose it’s importance. The fact is that top ten lists are very arbitrary and everyone’s lists look vastly different. But in a strange way, my lists show what I’m thinking about and I find worthy of considering. Each list gives insight to my values: no top ten Cardi B songs or top ten fastest cars, they might be interesting but not relevant.
This top ten experience was in my top ten!
Jokes from your Jewish Friend!
Manure
Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out to see who could be approaching: It is a Southern farmer with a wagon.
“Good afternoon,” says Schwartz.
“Afternoon,” says the farmer.
“Where you headed?” asks Schwartz.
“Town.”
“What do you have in the wagon?”
“Manure.”
“Manure, eh? What do you do with it?”
“I spread it over the fruit.”
“Well,” says Bernstein, “you should come over here for lunch someday. We use sour cream.”
Cheating
Feinstein returned home from a business trip to discover that his wife had cheated on him
“Who was it?” he roared. “That bastard Wolf?”
“No,” replied his wife. “It wasn’t Wolf.”
“Was it Green, that creep?”
“No, it wasn’t him.”
“I know — it must have been that idiot Sherman.”
“No, it wasn’t Sherman, either.”
Feinstein was furious. “Whatsa matter?” he cried. “None of my friends is good enough for you?”
The Million-Dollar Question for God
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”
The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”
The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”
And God replies, “In a second.”
