Dank D&D: A New Vision
It makes me happy to see that so many smoking clubs have taken to having Roll-a-Bong style game nights. It seems that the average cannabis clubber enjoys playing games as they smoke. Many of my games are designed for a home or dorm party atmosphere, but I believe I have the perfect game to interest many cannabis enthusiasts. It’s something I have been playing since I was a teenager, and has evolved for me over the years. The game is Dungeon and Dragons, and dozens of other games and systems, but yes D&D. The game used to designate you as a nerd, geek, or some weirdo. But times have changed!
Dungeons and Dragons has become hot, and part of pop culture. I’ve been to gaming stores, they are not a fun place to play! I guess if you have no other option, a gaming store is a place to play. These games are solid, but lack intimacy and hospitality! I prefer to play with my bong at hand, adding a little ganja to the magic of role playing. My idea is to mix my ganja board and card games idea with a D&D adventure. A pot-infused dungeon crawl with all the bells and whistles. Miniatures, a 3-D terrain, real prizes instead of treasure, and most importantly, we smoke!
I came up with a fun, pot-themed title to peak potential players’ interests. “Fellowship of the Bong,” a cannabis infused D&D adventure for 4-6 players. Representatives for the various tribes of Jah have assembled to join forces to retrieve sacred items stolen from each. The Elves, Dwarves, Halflings, Humans, and Half-Orcs have sent emissaries in peace to work together with the other races. The villainous Grondarr the Pestilent, a giant Ogre, and his dastardly minions stole the relics from each race’s holy shrines. It’s only when the Gnome representative arrives to share his Bardic knowledge.
The five items, when joined, formed the Mystic Chalice of Ganjarre, demi-god of fire/nature. The tales tell that when the scared items are used together they create magic that can defeat armies while giving the user a dank and smooth hit! The Fellowship must enter the lair of the giant Ogre and retrieve the scared items before they are used to conquer the known world and boggart all the weed! The Gnome leads the noble group to their goal.
Included in the Fellowship are: Lothlorian, Elven Wizardess, seeking the Conduit of Jah, a golden tube. Oleg Olsten, the roguish Halfling representative, seeking Finnegan’s Charmed Pipe. Brother Soulforge, Dwarven Cleric of Earth, seeking Aurum’s Collection Plate. Sir Landrew Vert, Paladin and representative of the Human tribes, seeks the Gold Sphere from the statue of Tyr. The Half-Orc tribes sent Lessgarr seeking the seeds and flowers form the holy Akkapokoh Gold bush.
The lair is a maze of barracks, traps, loot, secret passages, and lots of magic weed. Inside are minions ready to defend their master’s home. Players will be expected to, with the help of their skills and abilities, find their way through the hellish gauntlet to retrieve all five golden relics. The game will include dungeon tiles, miniatures, tricks and treats in each room, and lots of fast-paced hard-hitting action. This two hour RPG experience will satisfy the most experienced gamer and be easy enough for a first time player to get a taste of the game from “The Big Bang Theory” and “Stranger Things.”
“Fellowship of the Bong” will leave you breathless and buzzed!
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